This Belongs in a Museum

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monkeywithadildo: polish museum? does poland even deserve a museum? they aren’t really a country a begin with they’ve been concurred more times than the french.

First of all, I believe the word is “conquered” not “concurred”. Second, Poland is a real country the last time I looked at a map. Third, you obviously have never been to Chicago. Either you’re of Polish descent or your best friend is Polish. The Poles were one of the largest immigrant groups to enter the U.S. and today that total number is somewhere around 10 million. So I think Poles deserve a museum, even a small one, in a place like Chicago where their culture is more than evident. And lastly, have you heard any good Polish jokes lately? There’s this one about a Polish admiral and a monkey with a dildo…