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Once called the "Stephen Fry of Museum Blogging," this tumblog, written by a frustrated museologist, is dedicated to the small, random museums and weird attractions of the world. Always informative, usually funny, sometimes offensive.

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Tumblr has Kim Jong-il looking at things and Kim Jong-un looking at things but what it really needs is a random North Korea museum. Yeah, they do have those things over there, maybe sometime in the future Kim Jong-un will look at one. If you want to get a different perspective on the Korean War, and can somehow get inside North Korea, then go visit the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum (watch the dramatic video here).n English speaking guide (properly dressed in a military uniform of course) guides visitors around to tell the North Korean version of the Korean War, or the DPRK’s struggle against the Japanese and, later on, the “imperialist aggressors” aka the Americans. With over 80 exhibition halls, there are many pieces of original military equipment, weapons and vehicles, including U.S. captured planes. A helicopter that was shot down is next to a photograph of American pilots surrendering. The North Koreans  claim much of the museum collection was seized after the “liberation” of Seoul during the war. The most impressive part comes at the end…a revolving room in what is thought to be the biggest 360 degree panorama in the world. The background of the room is painted (40 people worked on it apparently) with battle scenes while war elements, such as weapons, military vehicles, huts, soil, etc. cover the room.

So remember, kids - you can learn things at museums, it might not be true but you do learn something. Oh, and it wasn’t a ceasefire that “ended” the war in 1953, but an armistice, so technically the war’s still going on, even if the DPRK thinks they won and claim to have killed half a million “Yankee imperialists”. One more thing…according to the North Koreans, Kim Jong-il was an absolute phenom at whatever he did. The first time he ever played golf, he shot 38 under par (including 11 holes-in-one). That shit should be in a museum.

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Yay! I won a postcard, which I do not actually want or need so instead I will pay it forward to a friend who actually appreciates the gallantry of men like Adlai Stevenson.


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I was supposed to announce the winner of the contest (click HERE for details) last week, but life got a little hectic. My apologies.

Anyway, thisbelongsinamuseum is the winner, chosen at random from all the correct entries. (Actually, everyone answered correctly!)

Congratulations, thisbelongsinamuseum! To claim your postcard prize, email me at with your mailing address.

On this date in 1692 the famous Salem witch trials executed five people, one woman and four men, who were convicted of witchcraft (even though that’s open to debate…let’s ask Christine O’Donnell for her expert opinion). The accusations continued into the next month as eight more people were hanged. What’s worse than a public execution you ask (or say a public pressing)? Well, let me tell you! I’d rather be falsely accused of witchcraft than say, I don’t know…have to visit the Salem Witch Museum again. Yes, about 10 years ago I was not yet bitter and still a bit naive to the world, which explains why I fell for this godawful tourist trap. Actually the whole town is bad with the Witch Dungeon Museum, Spellbound Museum, Wax Museum of Witches & Seafarers and New England Museum of Pirates. One memory that sticks out in my mind is painfully standing in a room full of mannequins and strangers listening to pre-recorded audio of the witch trial history. It felt like it was never going to end, but it finally did when some dude burned a witch mannequin. Paying money to “hear” mannequins tell stories in a room with no real collection to speak of makes me want to call the museum police so their “museum” title can be taken away. Yeah, that’s all I could come up with. I’m not a witch! I’m not a witch!

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