Let me tell you about the Avanos Hair Museum in Cappadocia, Turkey. It was started by a local potter. His friend was leaving town, she cut a lock of her hair for him to keep and now women show up at his pottery studio to leave locks of hair. The museum has a total of 16,000 locks of hair with labels of names and addresses attached (just like a proper museum should).
This is what the collector Galip looks like. Anyone think he needs a haircut?